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Ideas for Brainwashing infant into cult of open wheel racing :)
Posted by
Doug Baggett
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July 10. 2011
So...the baby is coming. I need to make sure the child is a fanatic OW racing fan so that as they enter adulthood they can support my elderly self by hanging out with dear ole dad at the track (and pay for tickets!).
Some ideas?
Racing shaped cribs? training the child to enjoy 18000 rpm engine noise? Watching F1/IndyCar in the kids room? Wall decals of OW cars and posters of OW legends?
Needless to say I mentioned one of these things to my wife and she gave me the thumbs down look (n) LOL
Re: Ideas for Brainwashing infant into cult of open wheel racing :)
Posted by
David Hostetler
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July 11. 2011
The most effective thing I can think of is to make sure (s)he is somehow never made aware of the existence of any of the vast array of legitimate sports practiced by contemporary society. Because even just one or two *real* sports would ruin them for OW racing once they witness something that isn't a total traveshamockery of fair competition and sportsmanship.
But by all means, if your goal is to raise a spoiled, narcissistic, selfish, cheating, ends-justify-the-means, adult-brat with glaring sociopathic tendencies, then put a TV in the room and have it dialed to speedtv 24/7, and enjoy!
Previously David Hostetler wrote:
put a TV in the room and have it dialed to speedtv 24/7
Today is gonna be a wonderful monday with Hoss making sensible post like this.
Re: Ideas for Brainwashing infant into cult of open wheel racing :)
Posted by
Doug Baggett
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July 11. 2011
Success! 
Re: Ideas for Brainwashing infant into cult of open wheel racing :)
Posted by
Zack Litchfield
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July 11. 2011