New RACing Team Livery Exposed For First Time.

As we have been reporting, the newest RACing team on the block have been hard at work on the team front.  We have been very fortunate in being able to bribe an employee at the Heathrow Cargo Facility, into obtaining some photo’s of the new RAC Team Car.  He did better than that and was able to get us photo’s of the brand new 747 cargo aircraft, which looking at the Aircraft Registration, someone was obviously taking the P*** (G-CRAC).  The team must be heavily funded by a well know pornstar or someone that repairs crack’s, in order to own their own Cargo aircraft. 

Whilst we were unable to get an official statement from the Team CEO, Mr Chris Jones, their marketing manager Brandon Longworth commented, ‘We are not allowed to give out the name of our main sponsor, due to her request, but all I can say is, she is very gorgeous and we could only honour her with the aircraft registration and her symbol of a Scorpion, which all ties in nicely with our logo’s’.  We are also led to believe that this person (whom we cannot name due to a court Ruling) likes elongated Gold Blimp shaped objects. 

We are pleased to show you the photo’s here as we have paid the bribed employee in only the way the Daily Sport knows best..

Bernie Biggles-Stone

Daily Sport Racing Guru