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il Corse, had an opportunity to steal an exclusive interview away from other racing publications so we took it and claimed it as our own. In the interest of full disclosure, we deny comment on any claims of wrongdoing. Further, should any other full disclosure be disclosed in any way related to this disclosure, we will, in the interests of a free press, seek to censure or censor by legal or other means, those attempts. So please, sit back and enjoy our exclusively acquired Q&A (tm) session with Android Julius Weber.
As mentioned in the preamble of this article, il Corse has the opportunity to post an exclusive sit down we had with AJ Weber, owner and team principal of the incredible racing team of Rusyn Performance Dynamics. If you would like to comment on this article please email directly to hoss@gmwc.com.
il Corse (IC): Thank you for taking the time to sit down with another journalist so we could steal it from them later.
Android Julius Weber (AJ): Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
IC: Rusyn started as an essentially one man show. Now you have one amazing second seat driver. Looking back and planning for the future, what are your thoughts?
AJ: Things are proceeding as I have forseen
IC: When you saw him driving for other teams, including his own, what were thoughts about his driving?
AJ: The force is strong with this one.
IC: Rusyn has many supporters most of which wear shirts with (rm -rf) printed on them. A fanatic group indeed, yet you also have many detractors. People who feel the best days of Rusyn are over abound. You lost the the previous Drivers Championship by only a few points. Lost the Team Championship. What say you?
AJ: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
IC: What do you say to your drivers before the start of a big race? Any insipirational words you can share?
AJ: Do or do not. There is no try.
IC: It looked that at the beginning of the upcoming 2009A GMWC season that your car would not be ready for the team before the start of the season. There was an accusation that one of the cars in development was sabatoged and this hampered your ability to field a car. Given that, it appears you are hitting the season with a partially completed vehicle. Is this true?
AJ: As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIPONAL battle station!!
IC: OK. A little cryptic, if not strange. I know you probably can't answer this question with any specificity, but you can't fault me for trying. What are the power/speed specs on the Rusyn 09A?
AJ: It's the ship that made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.
IC: Isn't that a unit of distance, not time?
AJ: :-|
IC: Why haven't you released team driver bios on your website?
AJ: You don't need to see his identification.
IC: Tom Giangreco wrested 5 place from Celso Antonio Banderas Jorge in the last race for yet another season. What did you say to him over the radio on the final lap?
AJ: You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
IC: Thank you for taking the time to sit down with us. It's always a pleasure talkning with GMWC's premiere racing team. I do have one final question.
AJ: I have a bad feeling about this.
IC: You look really familiar. Do ywe know each other?
AJ: I am your father.
IC: Really?
AJ: Look sir, droids
IC: Thank you, Mr. Weber.
AJ: May the Force be with you.