Rusyn Finalizes 2009C Sponsors
il Corse, the official news agency of the Rusyn team, can report that Rusyn have acquired agreements with it's final sponsorships. A veritable coup de tat has occurred in the racing world with the acquisition of Rusyn's latest sponsor. While the sponsor will not be released at this time, il Corse has witnessed gentlemen in black suits and large limousines traveling to secret closed door meetings in dark Motels. Anytime black suits and limousines are involved, it almost always means some sinister plot involving Rusyn employees.
The rumor mill has been running 24/7 spurning out vicious stories backed up by scurrilous sources with secretive names like Witness X or Drama Queen. The favorite rumor has been that Star Kist Tuna was to be a sponsor. With a tag line of "Chicken of the Sea", how could a team pass up the deep pockets of a company like that?
Rusyn sources say that a formal announcement will be forthcoming forthwith post haste. When we know more, you'll know if even less.