Rusyn has it's ducks in a row

Press Release

8 December 2008

Undisclosed location high (or low) in the Carpathian Mountains

Given recent events surrounding the end of the GMWC 2008C season, Rusyn remains at the cusp of racing evolution. While the season had a spate of gold zeplin weilding neanderthals driving like drunk sailors around the race track, that very same team of drivers took the moniker, "It's so easy a caveman could do it," to new heights of glory and prestige and bested Rusyn for the team championship, as well as, the drivers championship. There are rumors Rusyn team owner and principal has initiated a R&D program to assist the drivers of the Rusyn team in devolving into a version of primitive man to compete more closely with the rest of the pack. Upon hearing the news, other GMWC drivers grunted and beat their animal skin clad chests at the notion that drviers of the Rusyn team could be improved simply with any type of genetic modification or de-evolution. 

"These claims are absolute fantasy", said AJ Weber Rusyn team principal and owner. "If we answered or responded to every ridiculous claim about our team, well...we'd be pretty busy. We are working very hard on our 2009A car and livery. Our goal is to remain competitive, continue to win races and grow our stable of drivers into the premiere team in GMWC." When asked to further clarify his comments and provide detail into the strategic plan for 2009A, Weber was less than forthright keeping any inside information close to his chest. 

"The fact is if Rusyn was half as cool as the other teams, we'd only be a quarter as cool as we normally are", said a defiant AJ Weber.

On his way out from answering questions, AJ walked out with his hands and arms waving  above his head. It was very similar in the way that an Orangutan would walk. The irony was chilling.