Rusyn to Announce New 2009B Vehicle
Press Release
5 March 2009
Undisclosed Location Deep in the Carpathian Mountains
(undisclosed in the sense that the exact location is undisclosed though the general locale has been disclosed)
Team Rusyn will be announcing it's new car for the 2009B season very shortly. That is to say not at this moment, but at some point in the very near term, the world will be privy to the new Rusyn car. The exact details about the announcement cannot be disclosed. However, it will contain information about lighter than air craft and will involve a bunch of moderately sedated primates. Full disclosure requires us to inform invitees that a previous animal of ours ripped the arm off one of the members of the press in attendance at a previous team event.
Tom Giangreco
Minister of Propaganda and Information Shaping
Rusyn Performance Engineering