The Axis of Just as Evil Sabotages New Rusyn Car

Rusyn Performance Dynamics Headquarters

5 September 2008

Undisclosed  location in the Carpathian  Mountains

il Corse Gazzetta, formerly the Ministry of  Propaganda for race team Corse Perdando Sonno, and now schlepping for Rusyn Performance Dynamics as the Department of Information and Truth has learned that a group of no goods has sabotaged the delivery of the great Ruysn 8c. The group, calling itself the Axis of Just as Evil released a statement deriding the evils of global warming and other maladies such as why is there never a seat cover in public restrooms when you need one.  Formerly operating under the names Axis of Somewhat Evil, Axis that isn't the Worst but Certainly Won't be Invited to the Gala and Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable, before settling on the Axis of Just as Evil have claimed responsibility as the saboteurs. No one knows the exact whereabouts of the group, but they know they are not. This has been further narrowed down to places they could have been, as well as, places everyone wished they had been when we were so they could have been apprehended.

RPD has said that while the delivery was sabotaged, the actual vehicle is still in good condition. Due to GMWC rulings, Rusyn will not be able to field their car for the season opener at Spa. However, the team would like to thank all the chicken and duck that made testing the new vehicle possible. Neither team principal, AJ "the orangutan" Weber or driver extraordinaire Tom "the greatest thing since artificial sweeteners" Giangreco could be reached for comment.

The team did allow the press to examine the letter and it was immediately notice that the letter was signed simply,

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