Monkeyshines at SDL Facility

For immediate release

Seattle WA , December 7th, 2008 - Scuderia DeLoyer announced today that they are ceasing development on a new chassis for the 09A season. "We had a problem with our supply of carbon fiber" said an unnamed engineer at SDL's Seattle facility. "Someone substituted spun monkey fur for the carbon strands." "Frankly we didn't really notice a problem until we put some parts in the autoclave. The smell of a wet dog is nothing compared to the smell of baking orangutan." When asked for a response, Mr. Loyer stated that the team would go forward with it's current engine development plan, but would be forced to rely on their proven 08C chassis design. "Hopefully we can get the smell out of the facility in time for 09B" said Mr. Loyer "If not, we may have to burn the place down and start from scratch"

Susan Sweets - Foxy Sports News